LMAO at #2. I have no idea if it's supposed to be funny or not, but I'm laughing anyway ;). #2 and #3 sound like AUs. Which I might read if you wrote them ;) (Aren't I so nice? I might, possibly read an AU fic you wrote, haha! ;D)

Dude. I said it about #4 before - YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO FINISH THAT ONE! I love it hardcore already ;D