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Dear Fashion,
This little joke you have going -- you know, the one where you're passing cummerbunds off as skirts? Is it time to retire that yet?
Because I've been searching high and low for the past six months for a nice, modest denim skirt of reasonable length, and all your shills keep throwing at me are these wee scraps of cloth that barely suffice as wristbands, let alone properly cover up a person's bum. I mean, sometimes, all I want to do is bend over and tie my shoe without mooning everyone, you know? That's not too much to ask, right?
Yeah, so, let's just put all this unfortunate buttcheekery behind us and let me have my normal skirt, okay? Okay. I'm glad we had this chat. Love you too.
This little joke you have going -- you know, the one where you're passing cummerbunds off as skirts? Is it time to retire that yet?
Because I've been searching high and low for the past six months for a nice, modest denim skirt of reasonable length, and all your shills keep throwing at me are these wee scraps of cloth that barely suffice as wristbands, let alone properly cover up a person's bum. I mean, sometimes, all I want to do is bend over and tie my shoe without mooning everyone, you know? That's not too much to ask, right?
Yeah, so, let's just put all this unfortunate buttcheekery behind us and let me have my normal skirt, okay? Okay. I'm glad we had this chat. Love you too.
