If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?

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Dear people of the internet (and also occasionally of real life),

The term for Japanese ritual suicide is harakiri. Please note how it is not homonymous with the name of the legendary Chicago baseball announcer.

Thank you, and have a nice day.

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