Everything Comes Down To Poo

[adelagia]

I woke up congested and feeling distinctly icky today, and was shat on by a bird on my way to work. I do not like the direction in which my morning is developing. Harrumph.  

Comments

[seegrim.livejournal.com]

I'm so sorry about the poos! And hello!

[adelagia.livejournal.com]

Hiya! And thank you, it was gross. :)

[dragonsangel68.livejournal.com]

Did you know that it's considered good luck to have a bird poo on you? Don't ask me why, but... *screws up nose*

[embe11ished.livejournal.com]

I hope your day gets better!

[adelagia.livejournal.com]

I've heard that too. Maybe I should buy a lottery ticket today. Might as well be gross and rich.

[7veilsphaedra.livejournal.com]

*whistles nonchalantly*

Your day has to get better.

[adelagia.livejournal.com]

Thank you! The rest of my morning has been uneventful thus far, and hopefully it will stay that way!

[adelagia.livejournal.com]

I was thinking of utilizing my 'free chicken sandwich' coupon at McDonald's for dinner... Does that count as better? It would be somewhat vengeful at least. "Poop on me, will you? Very well, I shall eat one of your brethren!" That'll learn 'em.

[dragonsangel68.livejournal.com]

It's all right to be gross if you're rich... It's even acceptable ;)