Everything Comes Down To Poo

[adelagia]

I woke up congested and feeling distinctly icky today, and was shat on by a bird on my way to work. I do not like the direction in which my morning is developing. Harrumph.  

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[7veilsphaedra.livejournal.com]

*whistles nonchalantly*

Your day has to get better.

[adelagia.livejournal.com]

I was thinking of utilizing my 'free chicken sandwich' coupon at McDonald's for dinner... Does that count as better? It would be somewhat vengeful at least. "Poop on me, will you? Very well, I shall eat one of your brethren!" That'll learn 'em.